Pink Seal taser is Fancy Pretty Taser Gun…YEAH!


so cute yet, so DEADLY

Look at this cute unassuming little pink seal baby! It’s cute small and with a face like that no robber/rapist would ever conceive that beneath that smooth hard adorable facade lies a stun gun ready to thwart off an evil attack!

No Touchy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ZIIINNGG!!!

Strapya.com brings us this dude (and a HILARIOUS description of the product), and with some sad news. It isn’t a stun gun REALLY but a small toy that will shock your friends (like those pens or rings). I would say you can use it if someone gets to touchy or feely bt that is something you would have to use at your own risk.

oh hai thar!

He still is pretty darn cute!

About ckrickett

I'm a crazy concoction of this and that. I am in school for baking and pastry, want to do dessert and sugar art. I am an artist, a modern day apothecary (bartender) also I am a world class nerd (sort of) and I dabble in just about anything I can get my hands on. You can find my writings and art and general stuff all over this vast internet, this interstellar Thumderdome! Let me educate you on the awesome!
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